“Scientists keep trying to formulate a theory of
everything, and all they get are headaches. Clearly we're overthinking
things. Our brains are too complex to comprehend the underlying
simplicity of the universe. Cyanobacteria are not burdened by all that
gray matter.”
– Jonathon Keats
Bruce Sterling, in his Wired blog Beyond the Beyond, talks about "The latest Jonathon Keats emanation" saying that "*The guy’s CV is getting longer than his interventions."
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| The Microbial Academy of Sciences |
"'
Cyanobacteria
are some of the oldest surviving organisms on Earth, successfully
adapting to an ever-changing world for more than 3 billion years, while
we’ve managed nearly to drive ourselves to extinction in a mere 200
millennia', the always amiable Keats told Wired.com in an e-mail.
'But in all those eons, bacteria have never been given observatory
access, to study the cosmos for themselves,' he added. 'Their experience
of the universe has always only been at the scale of microns. My
observatory is built to address that unfortunate oversight, providing
the resources for colonies of bacteria to research a theory of
everything, reconciling cosmic and quantum observations in their own
bacterial way.' (...)
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| Keats' bacterial cosmologists search for a theory of everything. |
'
String theory and
loop quantum gravity are both riddled with problems, Keats said, 'and they’re incredibly
complicated, hardly in keeping with
the ideal of most scientists: a
theory of everything that can fit on a T-shirt.' (...) He’s created an array of
petri
dishes filled with brackish water taken from the San Francisco Bay and
placed them atop a
flat-screen monitor laid on its back, which pulses
and glows with
imagery supplied by the Hubble Space Telescope. After
spending a few weeks in a petri dish, the organisms
will be released
into the environment from which they came, and replaced with others from
different locations.
(...) Keats’ excellently existential twist is that even if his
cyanobacterial cosmonauts end up formulating a theory of everything, we
may never know it. (...) 'I wouldn’t want to be bacteriocentric any more than I’d wish to be anthropocentric,' he said."

The Wall Street Journal, in Rebecca Horne's article
Bacteria Ponder the Heavens, describes San Francisco as being "
the first city in the world to open a scientific institution exclusively for the benefit of single-cell organisms."
Scientific American calls the Microbial Academy of Sciences "
Fantastic, provocative science-art", while
Gizmodo is interested in Mr. Keats refusal to ask that the bacteria share their discoveries with us: "Of course, even if these magical bacteria ever figures out the answer to
life. It's not like we can stroll up to them and go, '
Hey Backy, what's
the answer to life?'. No matter says Keats! To him, as long as the
universe is understood by something, it's all good by him. As ridiculous
and hilarious and parodic Funny or Die video as this art project
sounds, I'm totally rooting for the bacteria to figure it out and then
band together and destroy humanity. Or something like that."
Jason Gots of
Big Think, in
Can Bacteria Solve the Mysteries of the Universe? writes that "Keats turns science and everyday reality inside out, making the
Twilight Zone manifest. His experiments provoke laughter, debate,
bewilderment, even outrage."
Morgan Clendaniel, on
Co.Exist, quotes Keats' words: "Because cyanobacteria can perform photosynthesis, they’ll be able to detect patterns of starlight".
The
San Francisco Bay Guardian states that "Keats’ piece comes closest to identifying the unknowable on both sides
of the undetectability spectrum—from the unfathomable expanses of the
cosmos, to the infinitesimal recesses of the micro-universe."
Discovery News, on the other hand, writes that "Keats has made a bit of a name for himself over the years as the
agent provocateur behind various wacky exercises in multimedia performance art -- or, as the
New Yorker prefers to think of him, a '
poet of ideas,'" while
Space.com shows a gallery of images of Mr. Keats' "space-themed works, from a celestial observatory for microbes to an attempt to goad God into creating more universes".
You can find more articles in the
Toronto Star, in
Sampling Science, and in
ArtBusiness.com, and if you read
Polish, there is also
this one.